Friday, March 7, 2008

Funny husband wife sms jokes

Very funny husband wife sms jokes.

wife: kal raat neend meintumne mujhe gaaliyan di..
hus: tumhari galat fahami hain.
wife:kaisi galatfahami?
hus:yehi ki mein soya tha.

Q: what did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A:Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

hah hah hah