Friday, December 4, 2009

Christmas sms jokes, Short Christmas jokes sms, Merry Christmas jokes one liners, Christmas greetings jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What do elephants sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants, no elephants !

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ?
Cross mouse cards !

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Happy Diwali Messages, Diwali Message, Diwali sms, Diwali sms wishes, Diwali greetings messages

Diwali is Here now. Diwali is the time to well wish your loved ones with Happy Diwali messages. Find below some beautiful Happy Diwali messages and Happy Diwali sms that you can send to your near and dear ones to wish them and to greet them a very happy diwali.

# This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!

# May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali!

# A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

# May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. Best wishes on Diwali and New year.

# On Diwali, wishes for every joy and prosperity. Here's hoping, that the beauty of this festival of lights, bring a world of joy, happiness and contentment to you, to last the whole year through. Happy Diwali.

# As your celebrate this holy occasion, the most loving thoughts and wishes are for you... May the beauty of Diwali fill your world and your heart and may the love that is always yours, bring you endless joy. Have A Wonderful Diwali And New Year!

# Have a prosperous Diwali. Hope this festival of lights, brings you every joy and happiness. May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life's best and so much more. Have a joyous Diwali and new year.

#May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year.

# As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.

# There's always something warm and bright, about this time of the year, when everything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheer, that's why, this special greeting comes your way, to wish you all life's best, on Diwali and in the coming year, too.

# May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

#As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

# Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Diwali SMS, Funny Diwali SMS, Hindi Diwali Messages

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Shubh Navratri SMS, Shubh Navratri text Messages

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,
sabke dilo ko marm milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar,
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Flirt SMS, Flirt SMS text, Flirt SMS messages, Funny Flirt SMS jokes

Flirt SMS text

You can use sweet flirt SMS texts to flirt about your love and admiration for someone, while expressing your true feelings to him or her. Here is a list of some really nice flirt SMS texts and messages to choose from.

  • Whatever you say, whatever you do, I will always love you
  • If loving you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My love for you is strong and brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
  • At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...
  • Life is much brighter with you around!
  • Don't let your mind rule over your heart.
  • Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
  • A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
  • If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich!
  • Passion running through my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
  • Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
  • Of all the babes u r my selection. Please don't give me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
  • Secs is fun. Secs is fine,

Doggy style or 69,
Just 4 fun or getting paid,
Everyone loves getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack,

  • Just lick ur lips & text me back.
  • If flowers were dreams that would last forever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
  • In my dream God asked me to choose between u & my smile, I chose u bcoz without u, I don't know how to smile. So be with me always, if u want me to smile.
  • When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, cause I did it and I found you.
  • I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
  • Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
  • You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
  • You're eyes are soft en tender, as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
  • There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
  • Do your feet never hurt???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Sweet Eid sms, Sweet Eid message, Sweet Eid text message and sms

Send this sweet Eid sms to your sweet friends on eid and say Eid mubarak by sharing this sweet Eid text message.

Waiting 4 my sms?

R U Waiting 4
My Msg?
.-*-.
( ‘.’ )
=(,,)=(,,)=

Shoo Shweeeeet..

Dont Worry.

How Can I
Forget U?

HERE Comes
My Wish.

Eid Mubarak


2)

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Read more urdu Eid sher o shayari

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Happy Durga Puja SMS, Happy Dussehra SMS, Happy Navratri SMS, Shubho Bijoya SMS

Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness
Will Always Be Beaten By Light.
Let Us Follow The Same
Natural Rule And Enjoy The
Festival Of Good Defeats
Evil.

Happy Dashhara



Those empty spaces were my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga to guide &
protect YOU always in whatever YOU do &
wherever YOU are! SHUBHO BIJOYA



On This Special Day,
As U Celebrate Valor & Courage,
Triumph Of Good Over Evil,
Wish U Success & Happiness
In Everything U Do!

Happy Dussehra!



* Ssshhh!!! Those empty spaces were my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga to guide &
protect YOU always in whatever YOU do &
wherever YOU are! SHUBHO BIJOYA



Durga Puja Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Ma Durga ka....
Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho...

Happy Durga puja


Let The Joy Of Festivity
Embrace You & Your Loved Ones
On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!
Very Very Happy Dussehra
To You & Your Family

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Happy Eid SMS, Happy Eid Mubarak SMS, Happy Eid Ul Fitr SMS

Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh” ..


Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness 4 u and 4 Ur Family.
Happy Eid Mubarak…


Aslam-alyekum,

Pyary dosto or Azizu,

Mein AJ se baqayda Elaan krta hon,
k me ne Eid gifts, dosti k tuhfy,
cash, sweets, tmam mobile cards, perfumes, wagera qabol krny ka aaghaz kr diya hy,
To dair na kijiye rush se bachye jaldi ie ye waqat bachaye…

Friday, August 21, 2009

Funny sms jokes, funny jokes sms, funny sms, funny jokes

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the nak*d man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Funny SMS jokes, funny jokes sms, funny sms

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”


Monday, February 23, 2009

Holi SMS, Hindi Holi SMS, SMS For Holi, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi SMS, Holi Hain SMS, Holi Text Messages

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!


Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.


Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!


Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.


Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Friendly SMS

Don't place me in UR eyes,I may fall as a tear. Place me in UR heart, so that every beat remind U
that this friend is always there for U.

Morning greetings

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that some where, someone cares enough
to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning.......

Monday, February 16, 2009

Funny SMS

Live Love

with with

no no

excuse regret

&

when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry; show life that you have a iooo reasons to smile.

So keep smilling !!

*********************************************************************************



Someone asked me- what makes u happy? He expected me to say wealth &fame, but

suddenly my cel beeped & ur SMS came ! I smiled and said-this makes me happy !

*********************************************************************************



In life there are five things U should not loose CHARACTER, SELF RESPECT, HOPE,

HEART and ????? Well, you have my name !

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Great Valentines Day quotes, Valentines day Sayings, Valentines Day text Messages

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ~Thomas Hood


When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca


Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings


Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein


I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown


For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard


Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown


Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown


I claim there ain't
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
~Ogden Nash


Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown


Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown


A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown


You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"


We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown


Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day's Saint Valentine's.
For that good bishop's sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns.
~Michael Drayton


Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare


kisses are a better fate
than wisdom.
~e.e. cummings


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown


Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde


In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine.
~Author Unknown


Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning


Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye


The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore


We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe


Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. ~Ben Hecht


Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke


Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore


A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.
~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"


I've fallen in love many times... always with you. ~Author Unknown


Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975


"I'll give you the moon at night
I'll give you star that lights your eyes
I'll give you the sun that made just one more dawn
So another day may come
I'll give you my heart and soul
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
When you ask me what I give to you
Girl I'll give it all"


What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown


I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning


"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
-St. Augustine

"To love another person is to see the face of God."
-Les Miserables

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
-Alexander Smith
.
"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
-Lawrence Durrell

very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
-Stendhal

"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
-Thoreau


When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. ~Natalie Clifford Barney


"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
-Unknown

"Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again."
-Unknown

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Republic Day SMS, Indian Republic Day sms, 26th January sms, republic day hindi sms, republic day india text messages

Republic Day (India) SMS

Are You Sure You Want To See It?
Yes. I’m Over 18
Learn More About Flagging
31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religions,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major Festivals &
1 Country!
Be Proud To Be An Indian!…
Great Republic…
Happy Republic Day !!


How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?
Isn’t these many Years enough?
We don’t look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day. But only as day, we could sleep till late.
Get up India. Rise and Shine !



Republic Day is a good time
to examine who we are
and how we got here.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.


Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho,
valentines/frndship day hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote.
Come on, it’s a great day.
So wish everybody…
JAI HIND..


Letscelebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!


Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai
JAI HIND Happy republic day.