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Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas ! What did one Angel say to the other ? Halo there ! How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" ! What do elephants sing at Christmas ? No-elephants, no elephants ! What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ? Cross mouse cards ! How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !

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Diwali is Here now. Diwali is the time to well wish your loved ones with Happy Diwali messages. Find below some beautiful Happy Diwali messages and Happy Diwali sms that you can send to your near and dear ones to wish them and to greet them a very happy diwali. # This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali! # May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali! # A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year. # May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festiv

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise! “Happy Diwali” Read Diwali Jokes

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar, kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

Flirt SMS text You can use sweet flirt SMS texts to flirt about your love and admiration for someone, while expressing your true feelings to him or her. Here is a list of some really nice flirt SMS texts and messages to choose from. Whatever you say, whatever you do, I will always love you If loving you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My love for you is strong and brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight. At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you... Life is much brighter with you around! Don't let your mind rule over your heart. Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile. A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you??? If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich! Passion running through my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading

Send this sweet Eid sms to your sweet friends on eid and say Eid mubarak by sharing this sweet Eid text message. Waiting 4 my sms? R U Waiting 4 My Msg? .-*-. ( ‘.’ ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoo Shweeeeet.. Dont Worry. How Can I Forget U? HERE Comes My Wish. Eid Mubarak 2) Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E - Embrace with open heart I - Inspire with impressive attitude D - Distribute pleasure to all ~Eid Mubarak~ Read more urdu Eid sher o shayari

Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness Will Always Be Beaten By Light. Let Us Follow The Same Natural Rule And Enjoy The Festival Of Good Defeats Evil. Happy Dashhara Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are! SHUBHO BIJOYA On This Special Day, As U Celebrate Valor & Courage, Triumph Of Good Over Evil, Wish U Success & Happiness In Everything U Do! Happy Dussehra! * Ssshhh!!! Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are! SHUBHO BIJOYA Durga Puja Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Ma Durga ka.... Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho... Happy Durga puja Let The Joy Of Festivity Embrace You & Your Loved Ones On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year! Very Very Happy Dussehra To You & Your Family Read more funny jokes sms

Here comes the day, once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shining up bright And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful. Shining down on the earth wishing us “Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh” .. Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness 4 u and 4 Ur Family. Happy Eid Mubarak… Aslam-alyekum, Pyary dosto or Azizu, Mein AJ se baqayda Elaan krta hon, k me ne Eid gifts, dosti k tuhfy, cash, sweets, tmam mobile cards, perfumes, wagera qabol krny ka aaghaz kr diya hy, To dair na kijiye rush se bachye jaldi ie ye waqat bachaye…

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army inste

Read more funny jokes sms and funny sms jokes from funny jokes sms I have lots of jokes in my inbox I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”

Image via Wikipedia Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi !!!! Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai, Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI. Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein, Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Don't place me in UR eyes,I may fall as a tear. Place me in UR heart, so that every beat remind U that this friend is always there for U.

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that some where, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning.......

Live Love with with no no excuse regret & when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry; show life that you have a iooo reasons to smile. So keep smilling !! ********************************************************************************* Someone asked me- what makes u happy? He expected me to say wealth &fame, but suddenly my cel beeped & ur SMS came ! I smiled and said-this makes me happy ! ********************************************************************************* In life there are five things U should not loose CHARACTER, SELF RESPECT, HOPE, HEART and ????? Well, you have my name !

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ~Thomas Hood When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939 Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. ~Rosemonde Gerard Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction

Republic Day (India) SMS Are You Sure You Want To See It? Yes. I’m Over 18 Learn More About Flagging 31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religions, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major Festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud To Be An Indian!… Great Republic… Happy Republic Day !! How long should one sleep on a National Holiday? Isn’t these many Years enough? We don’t look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day. But only as day, we could sleep till late. Get up India. Rise and Shine ! Republic Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here. HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY. Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho, valentines/frndship day hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote. Come on, it’s a great day. So wish everybody… JAI HIND.. Letscelebrate and solute the noble cause, Its our nation which is shining as it was, Its REPUBLIC DAY Today… Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !! Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai? Pyar karna hai to watan se karo In bewafa ladko mein ky